[Berwyn Rhodes]

What happened to BigBeefBowls?

By user 5133PY5H33PY

So, can anyone help me out? I heard that this was the right 'board' for these kinds of questions.

I have been out of Mistral city for a while and there used to be a place here I visited once or two with my dad that I cannot find anymore. It is called BigBeefBowls and they had like these huge sizes. It was the perfect food after a workout and it wasn't expensive. I tried to look for it in the wind district near the market, but it is now some lingerie store? Sense when? Anyway, does anyone know if I just don't remember the right spot or if they moved?

Also, when did you guys start having this internet thing? It is amazing.

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[Massive_Meals is a message board intended to help people get affordable food for larger families. It, like many things, has lost its original intent when overweight people on the internet found it and claimed it for their own use to point each other in the direction of food.]

[Arno Mach]

User HEROICJUSTICE replied
I've been having the same issue! There's not a place big and/ or BEEFY enough to sustain my training regimen! It's truly a dastardly act by the villains of the world to stop trainee hunters like myself from eating my proper share of their delicious BEEF BOWL DELUXE(tm) it's a tragedy in and of itself and I sympathise with your plight. Might I recommend a cheaper place In the wind district? While it will never compare to the sheer BEEFY MAJESTY of BigBeefBowls, it is still rather nice. It's called Larry's Meat Place and while the name may lead you to believe this place is some sort of HIVE OF SCUM AND VILLAINY. It's actually rather nice! The service can be a little iffy but the food they make can and often is compared to something that HEROES would eat, so I recommend it wholeheartedly!
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[Berwyn Rhodes]

What happened to BigBeefBowls?

By user 5133PY5H33PY

I can appreciate your use of CAPTIAL LETTERS and GLORIOUS ADVERBS and will see if I enjoy adding it into the way I type.

I will try to eat at this MAJESTIC place called Larry's Meat Place though you haven't said where I can find this AMAZING restaurant. Also, my cash flow NOT GAINED THROUGH VILLAINY is steady enough to allow me to at least eat what I want, when I want it.

So, now that we are talking...you are a TENACIOUS trainee at that place called Haven, right? As a total TUBULAR stranger who has never been to that place of STATE-SANCTIONED VIOLENCE, how is that place? Are the people nice? Do you get enough food? How are the rooms?

Asking as a...uhm...INTERESTED AND NOT SUSPICIOUS citizen and beef-enthusiast.

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[Arno Mach]

OH CERTAINLY, it often helps me ACCENTUATE a point or make a statement with moxi and verv! Truly it is a GOOD way of speaking. I like it a lot more than NORMAL typing which I find rather PUNY.

Oh I didn't? MY APOLOGIES FRIEND. It's in the middle of the wind district past the SEEDY BAR. You'll know it when you see it I believe. Your cash flow being secured REPUTABLY is always a good sign! I appreciate your candor on the situation of your MONETARY funds.

I am indeed a HERO in training at Haven. And why yes, I can understand your curiosity. State sanctioned JUSTICE is always interesting. I personally use my LANCE CANNON to destroy enemies. Though it can get a bit messy on occasions I enjoy bringing HEROIC JUSTICE to the forces of evil. The people are nice and the food is EXCELLENT. The rooms have enough space to fit most of my posters and other materials.

I have no ISSUES with your asking. You're a CURIOUS CITIZEN.
(173 WC/ TWC 321)

[Berwyn Rhodes]

How do you know if a bar is SEEDY if you haven't entered it? Do you often go to places of ILL REPUTE to try and uphold JUSTICE or do they make a SPLENDID cocktail?

Also, you got a LANCE CANNON? Is it a cannon that has a lance, or is it a lance that has a canon function. These details are important! Also also, if you have no problems with this INFORMATION-HUNGRY citizens to ask you questions, I got another few for you, you HELPFUL stranger!

1. Do people share their name on this internet or do they always keep these nicknames? I am not yet knowledge on this.

2. Have you fought in the Vytal festival? How was it like? Did you won?

3. FAVOURITE PHYSICAL EXERCISE, GO AND NAME IT! MINE IS SWIMMING!

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